You wanted the best, you got the best, the KISS KITE!!
My 6 year old son made a KISS KITE in his arts & crafts class at school. Also shown in the photo are two of his KISS mix compilation CDs of his favorite songs. I told him Gene might be interested in the idea of marketing a KISS KITE if he hasn't thought of it already.. my son said you are welcome to use his kite as a prototype free of charge!!